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Dogs Four men were bragging about how intelligent their dogs are. The first man was an engineer, the second an accountant, the third a chemist, and the fourth a government employee. To show off, the engineer called to his dog, "T-Square, do your stuff." T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen, and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff." Slide rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good. The chemist said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 oz. glass from the cupboard, and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good. The three men turned to the government employee and asked "What can your dog do?" The government employee called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on the paper, sexually assaulted the three other dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, filed for Workers Compensation, and went home on sick leave. Back to Jokes List [Main Page] [e-mail us] [Links] [Search Engines] © 1998 - 2000 Caving.UK
Dogs Four men were bragging about how intelligent their dogs are. The first man was an engineer, the second an accountant, the third a chemist, and the fourth a government employee. To show off, the engineer called to his dog, "T-Square, do your stuff." T-Square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen, and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff." Slide rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good. The chemist said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 oz. glass from the cupboard, and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good. The three men turned to the government employee and asked "What can your dog do?" The government employee called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on the paper, sexually assaulted the three other dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, filed for Workers Compensation, and went home on sick leave.